Mohammed Razi is a sensitivie guy. In particular, he hates anyone trying to imitate him. Perhaps he would never get along with people in India. Democrazi.
A telugu guy goes to a cafe with a white girl. He gets coffee, and she orders for chai. But the chai looks very different. So he points at it and asks "entee?" She says "Yeah. I think so too"
Chris Martin wanted to surprise his girlfriend. He asked her to put on a blindfold. But she was very reluctant, Coz it made her para.... para.... paranoid ! everytime she closed her eyes....